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Old 01-09-2013, 10:50 PM   #2991
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From #OverlyHonestMethods Captures All The Hilarious Science Not Fit For Publication (TWEETS)

Things that scientists post on twitter, but not in the stuff they publish. Some of my favourites:

  • 500 kW laser pulses were employed BECAUSE LASERS. Pew pew.
  • LITERATURE CITED (but not actually read)
  • The effects of TOR pathway disruption in C. elegans were not explored further because that ****'s lethal & I dont wanna
  • Before measurement, samples were kept free from contamination & if we dropped any we totally followed the 5 second rule
  • We know it's pointless but we did it anyway because somebody was stupid enough to give us funding for it.
  • we didn't test as many clams as oysters because we're pretty sure someone found the samples and ate them
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Old 01-09-2013, 11:26 PM   #2992
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Old 01-09-2013, 11:41 PM   #2993
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Lol... I love this thread...
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Old 01-10-2013, 01:08 AM   #2994
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Old 01-10-2013, 03:26 AM   #2995
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Old 01-10-2013, 03:52 PM   #2997
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Old 01-10-2013, 04:48 PM   #2998
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That is a good one. I have certainly had days like that.
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That one cracks me up every time!
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