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Old 07-22-2013, 04:14 AM   #4441
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I called hotel management from the hotel room and said,, “Please, come quick. I’m having an argument with my wife and she says she’ll jump out the window of your hotel”.
“That is a personal matter”. answered the hotel manager.
“Sod you!” I screamed. “The window won’t open so that’s a maintenance matter.”

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Old 07-22-2013, 02:49 PM   #4443
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MrsLMB! Reminds me of the kids' song


At my age this song can now be sung with a different part of the anatomy...
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MrsLMB! Reminds me of the kids' song


At my age this song can now be sung with a different part of the anatomy...
I've sung that one. It seemed funnier when I was younger, when the answer was "no".
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Old 07-22-2013, 05:20 PM   #4445
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Old 07-23-2013, 09:36 PM   #4447
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I did check too
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hahah Lotsa great ones today!!

Please tell me I'm not the only one to try and verify that earlobe factoid ...
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That's kind of how my brain always is at bed time. Although it's not always questions about penguins. Sometimes it's questions okapis.
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