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Old 06-01-2012, 02:30 PM   #441
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Here in the South, we say "Bless your heart." It achieves the same end.

Whenever someone is being a jerk, someone in the crowd will almost always say, "Well, bless your heart."

All I can do is giggle because I know what's behind the remark.
I think it was Jeff Foxworthy (but don't quote me on that, LOL) who said that in the south you can say anything you want to anyone as long as you end it with "Bless your/his/her heart!" "Is this your new baby Mrs. Smith? Oh, he looks just like a shriveled up little monkey, bless his little heart!"
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Old 06-01-2012, 03:06 PM   #442
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I think it was Jeff Foxworthy (but don't quote me on that, LOL) who said that in the south you can say anything you want to anyone as long as you end it with "Bless your/his/her heart!" "Is this your new baby Mrs. Smith? Oh, he looks just like a shriveled up little monkey, bless his little heart!"

Babies can look like shrivelled up little monkeys. I finally found out what to say when the proud parent shows you a picture of a butt ugly baby: "precious".
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Old 06-01-2012, 08:49 PM   #443
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Babies can look like shrivelled up little monkeys. I finally found out what to say when the proud parent shows you a picture of a butt ugly baby: "precious".
You don't tell a mother the baby looks like E.T....
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Old 06-01-2012, 09:18 PM   #444
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Babies can look like shrivelled up little monkeys. I finally found out what to say when the proud parent shows you a picture of a butt ugly baby: "precious".

ha! are we talking LOTR precious
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Old 06-01-2012, 09:27 PM   #445
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ha! are we talking LOTR precious
Don't look at the baby and say, "gollum."
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I don't know why my sister has no sense of humor when it comes to her kids...
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Old 06-01-2012, 09:37 PM   #447
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Don't look at the baby and say, "gollum."
I can see sitting in the mall or park, pointing and commenting, "Gollum.". "The Precious.". :rolf:
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Old 06-01-2012, 09:52 PM   #448
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Enough making fun of ugly babies...for now. We have bigger things to deal with...
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Enough making fun of ugly babies...for now. We have bigger things to deal with...
Love this!
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