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Old 09-15-2013, 10:42 PM   #4931
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1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
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Old 09-16-2013, 01:50 AM   #4932
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1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
I didn't see that coming!
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Old 09-16-2013, 07:17 AM   #4933
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Old 09-16-2013, 09:29 AM   #4934
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Couch Potato, cute.
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Old 09-16-2013, 04:31 PM   #4936
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And if there is no price tag (nor one posted on the shelf) does that mean it's free? Cuz.....If it's Free, It's for ME!
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Old 09-17-2013, 06:38 PM   #4937
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Old 09-17-2013, 07:34 PM   #4938
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Off the couch!!!!!!
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Old 09-17-2013, 08:11 PM   #4939
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Well that was different. Almost as good as when I put live lobsters on the floor of a very long hallway. I had three cats at the time. Dang I wish I had some pix of that.
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Old 09-17-2013, 08:31 PM   #4940
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If that spoon handle was in the other claw, the lobster would just snap that off in a hurry. BTW, that is a left handed lobster.
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