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Old 10-23-2013, 05:47 AM   #5131
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Thanks, CG! Laughing like crazy at almost 5AM. What a great way to start the day!
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Old 10-23-2013, 08:07 AM   #5132
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This reminds me of a video I laughed my way through more than once.
Cleaning V-8 off the computer screen.
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Old 10-23-2013, 08:29 AM   #5133
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That is one funny lady!
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Old 10-23-2013, 10:03 AM   #5134
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The programmer's wife tells him: "Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen."

The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.

I guess the store had eggs.
Makes perfect sense to the mind that is immersed in coding.
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Old 10-23-2013, 12:03 PM   #5135
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Makes perfect sense to the mind that is immersed in coding.
It was Stirling's reply to the half peeled potatoes. He thought it made perfect sense.
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CG, thanks for sharing that video. I've seen it before and I love it.
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Old 10-23-2013, 04:02 PM   #5137
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It was Stirling's reply to the half peeled potatoes. He thought it made perfect sense.
Then there is the story of the gifted child who, when asked "what is half of eight?" replied "three". If you think about it, he was kinda right... (Think visually, not mathematically.)
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Old 10-23-2013, 05:11 PM   #5138
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Then there is the story of the gifted child who, when asked "what is half of eight?" replied "three". If you think about it, he was kinda right... (Think visually, not mathematically.)
Zero would also be a valid answer...
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Old 10-23-2013, 05:28 PM   #5139
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Right you are, Andy. You must be one of those annoying "smart people".
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Zero would also be a valid answer...

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