Today's Funny

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"K" is for ..........

 

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The best things about the "good old days" is I wasn't good, and I wasn't old.

 

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"L" is for ..........

 

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"M" is for ...........

 

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"N" is for .......

 

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"O" is for..........

 

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"P" is for ...

 

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"Q" is for .........

 

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"R" is for .............

 

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"H" is for.... hold the belly, still chuckling

"M" is for.... Mom! will you stop sending those jokes! I'm at work!

"N" is for.... Nope.

 

[Kaneohegirlinaz]

 

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"S" is for ....

 

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"T" is for ...

 

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...............and from our "Whole Truth and Nothing But......" Dept;


ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!

ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.

ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

ATTORNEY: She had three children , right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?

ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral...

 

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Throw-Back Thursday ;

 

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