Today's Funny

[Rascal]

 

[Aunt Bea]

 

[Kathleen]

But are you using heirloom-quality starters, Aunt Bea?

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[dragnlaw]

 

[Kaneohegirlinaz]

 

[dragnlaw]

 

[dr morbius]

From the great Dorothy Parker:

If you haven't got anything nice to say, come sit by me.

 

[dragnlaw]

 

[GinnyPNW]

They did that on our regular public buses too! I remember one guy saying, "I get paid driving or not."

 

[dragnlaw]

 

[taxlady]

"Don du Sang" = donation of blood, in other words, a blood drive.
"Boudin" = blood pudding.

 

[dr morbius]

Give a man a gun, and he'll rob a bank. Give a man a bank, and he'll rob everyone.

 

[medtran49]

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"Boudin" = blood pudding.

In Louisiana, boudin is a rice, fresh herbs and pig parts nobody really wants to eat made into a sausage traditionally. Now, it's made with ground pork as the meat part mostly when sold commercially.

Craig made some traditional style once. I refused to eat anymore after getting rid of my first bite, though we did use some of it as part of a Cajun "hog log"/fatty with breakfast sausage and some other things, shaped into a log, wrapped in a bacon weave, then grilled. The rest of it got tossed eventually since it was taking up room in the freezer and he wasn't eating it.

 

[dr morbius]

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.






I'll let you know.

 

[Rascal]

 

[Rascal]

 

[taxlady]

In Louisiana, boudin is a rice, fresh herbs and pig parts nobody really wants to eat made into a sausage traditionally. Now, it's made with ground pork as the meat part mostly when sold commercially.

Craig made some traditional style once. I refused to eat anymore after getting rid of my first bite, though we did use some of it as part of a Cajun "hog log"/fatty with breakfast sausage and some other things, shaped into a log, wrapped in a bacon weave, then grilled. The rest of it got tossed eventually since it was taking up room in the freezer and he wasn't eating it.

But, it's not as funny if you think they are talking about a traditional Louisiana style boudin.

 

[dr morbius]

5 out of 6 scientists say Russian roulette is safe.

 

[Rascal]

 

[dr morbius]

I drive a lot, and the day before yesterday I saw a sign saying, "Watch for Children."

I thought that was probably a fair trade.