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Old 09-29-2016, 10:13 AM   #7361
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Old 09-29-2016, 11:20 AM   #7362
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"oh, my, God".........as said and intonated on "Friends".............Chandler's exgirlfriend............you are my sister.........that's exactly what happened to me.............I'm not complaining......the chin hairs I take care of with a razor..............what is with that...........any sound gynecological advice here...I only hope it's normal..........
Fear not. It is just your female hormones are receding leaving room for your male ones to come to the front. You would be surprised how many women this happens to, but they will never admit it. I would rather shave my chin than under my arms. I know one woman who has a full grown beard. Fortunately, it is now all white and doesn't show as much. It used to be blonde.
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Old 10-03-2016, 01:32 AM   #7363
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'fox, you might enjoy your primitive camping, and campfire cooking, but some of us have higher (lazier?) standards.

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Old 10-03-2016, 10:30 AM   #7364
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'fox, you might enjoy your primitive camping, and campfire cooking, but some of us have higher (lazier?) standards.

That's funny,CG. Over our 32+ years together, Buck and spent a large portion off that time roughing-it camping and really enjoyed it. One of my favorites was camping in January. Made the tent and sleeping bag even more appreciated.

We had a husband and wife couple who were among our dearest friends and we encouraged them numerous times to join us, not in wintertime, to camp with us. The husband was all for it, but the wife always said she didn't go anywhere she couldn't plug her blow dryer into. It was along-time joke among us.

Now that I'm older, the "great indoors" is more appealing but I haven't closed the door to sleeping under the stars.
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Old 10-03-2016, 11:22 AM   #7365
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Yup, that's how I camp now.

This is a very good idea:
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Old 10-03-2016, 12:56 PM   #7366
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Dawgluver, I tried that with my son, who IS a cop and uses an unknown number...

All I got was a very puzzled - "Mother, what the h**l are you talking about?"

How to deflate anticipation...
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Old 10-03-2016, 04:03 PM   #7367
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Regarding chin hair. This: https://www.amazon.com/Tinkle-D120-E...S3K8064CRBGW46
It's called a Tinkle. Works great!
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This cracked me up.
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Old 10-03-2016, 05:48 PM   #7369
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Fear the wife! Odin, not so much.
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Old 10-03-2016, 06:50 PM   #7370
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Fear the wife! Odin, not so much.
I liked the comparison of the wife to Odin in terms of scariness.
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