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[getoutamykitchen]

The chili kept flowing like the Rio Grande.

 

[africhef]

After all that chili they realized that gluttony was a gaseous sin.

 

[getoutamykitchen]

Suddenly thay all screamed at the same time, "Where's the Beano?"

 

[pdswife]

Sadly NOBODY had thought to bring any so off we all ran to the local safeway.

 

[getoutamykitchen]

They all got to the Safeway, only to find it closed, just than Major Nelson said, "Quick, to the Piggly Wiggly," "Yeah, let er' rip," said Markie.

 

[expatgirl]

let her rip.........yep...... there were men on board...........all was fine........then the ship monitor registered a problem..........apparently their orbital monitoring system was going off-center............noone showed outward anxiety but things were terribly wrong...........then................

 

[pdswife]

Bang!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Boooooooooooooooooooooooom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[getoutamykitchen]

There was a hole in the side of the ship the size of Texas and they knew thay were goin' down fast.

 

[pdswife]

They all put on their parachutes and jumped out through the hole.. as they began to near the ground they all sceamed "GET OUT OF THE WAY" to the people below.

 

[getoutamykitchen]

But try as they may, no one heard them and they were all crushed by the speeding locomotive, all but one that is.

 

[africhef]

After shaking the debris out of my hair and freshening up my lipstick I sauntered off, to find the closest spa.

 

[getoutamykitchen]

After arriving at the spa I asked the girl at the front desk if the jacuzzi was open or did I have to reserve a time, in a soft and slow southern drawl she politely replied, "Whut?"

 

[pdswife]

Is the jacauzzi open or do I need to make a reservation I asked the ditzy girl again.

 

[getoutamykitchen]

She just stared at me with that deer in the headlights look and said, "Hi, Welcome to
the Wannahockalougie Health Spa, How can I help you?"

 

[pdswife]

I decided to leave as quickly as I could so I jumped on my motor scooter and away I went.

 

[expatgirl]

then the temperature gauge went up and up and up........and my cell phone was totally kaput............noone to call to help and there I was in the middle of rush hour traffic....not one single male even offered to help........not one............then.........

 

[pdswife]

wouldn't ya know it... a very nice lady stopped to ask if I need help and I couldn't help but notice that she looked very much like a Greek Godess

 

[getoutamykitchen]

No that wasn't a Greek Godess, it was none other than Charro and she was looking for her Koochi Koochi.

 

[pdswife]

I told her she might be able to find it back at the Wannahockalougie Health Spa and that if she hurried she might even get a 20% coupon!

 

[chefmaloney]

The traffic was jammed trying to get to the Wannahockalougie Spa due to the fact that someone crashed trying to avoid the KoochiKoochi which she must have dropped while the boys were whistling at her.