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[getoutamykitchen]

As we ate our french fries like the Lady and the Tramp eating spaghetti our lips touched softly and I realized why I wouldn't go out with him in highschool.

 

[chefmaloney]

I thought I had overcome my phobia but as our lips gently touched for the second time I realized it was something I could never conquer on my own.

 

[getoutamykitchen]

I still have lipdoslowpokodoto, a fear of big lipped slow pokes and I had to get help, serious help.

 

[chefmaloney]

As these thoughts were racing through my mind, Markie looked at me with his dreamy melting eyes and said: "I want to ask you something very important, something I've had on my mind ever since I saw you again......... will you........that is..............
would you............split a double bacon cheeseburger with me?"

 

[pdswife]

"can we double up on the bacon too?"

 

[getoutamykitchen]

I couldn't believe what I was hearing, all my dreams were about to come true, when all of a sudden, BING BANG BOOM!

 

[pdswife]

Maybe, kissing wasn't so important anyways...maybe we could show our love
by sharing beef patties!

 

[expatgirl]

and then there was SQ yelling.........PG,,,,,,,,,PG.......PG.......

 

[pdswife]

PG also known as Patrick Goodyard was slowly pushing his lawn mower around his yard and Suzi was trying to get his attention as he was about to run over his mothers prize rose bush.

 

[getoutamykitchen]

She tried everything in her power to get his attention, as a last resort she picked up a garden gnome and hurled it across the yard.

 

[pdswife]

Sadly, when it hit PG in the head he let go of the mower and it continued to roll...right over the roses and the daisy bush..

 

[getoutamykitchen]

Rose petals were flying every where and as they gently landed on the nicely manicured lawn, it was then that Markie said, "Hey we might as well put those rose petals to good use and get hitched."

 

[africhef]

The garden gnome crashed into the lawn mower in an explosion of plaster dust, releasing the trapped evil genie.

 

[getoutamykitchen]

No wait, it wasn't an evil Genie, it was Barbara Eden in her skimpy pink genie outfit and she was looking for Major Nelson.

 

[pdswife]

"OH Major, where are you?"

 

[getoutamykitchen]

All of a sudden Col. Bellows appeared and he informed them that Major's Nelson and Healy had to fly out on a top secret mission that was very dangerous, but fear not that spunky Blanche Devereaux was along for the ride to take care of them.

 

[chefmaloney]

Well, Jeannie had other ideas because the next thing you know she crossed her arms, nodded her head, and blinked Major's Nelson, Healy & Markie to the National Chili Cookoff in Texas where they were all suddenly sitting as judges.

 

[pdswife]

There they sat in the red striped tent eating bowl after bowl of texan chili.

 

[expatgirl]

yeehaw.......Texas.......they had a grand time...................(hey, I have to let them have a grand time don't I)

 

[expatgirl]

we'll check in tomorrow.............