Discuss Cooking's Virtual Bed and Breakfast

[middie]

They were huge and juicy Snoop !
Here's your salad !

 

[Snoop Puss]

Ace. I didn't mean you to have to make it. Thank you. I made some bread earlier, so that will be good for mopping up all the juices.

I'm going to need a Sunday afternoon nap myself after all this delicious food and wine!

 

[-DEADLY SUSHI-]

Phil Collins walked in And he will be staying with us for 3 days. We have a stage in The Lounge! Can a woman go up to room 1200 and ask him politely to sing a few?
And WHO is using decaf in the coffee maker?

 

[Katie H]

Oh, pew, decaf in the coffee maker! What's next? Sweet 'n Low in the sugar bowl or Coffeemate in the creamer? Yuck.

I'll go to see Phil in his room....yeah! And, since we're where we are, I think I should ask him to sing "Another Day in Paradise," yes?

I'm feelin' mellow. (Slinking off to room 1200.) Oh, and I'll be REAL polite.

"Oh, Phil.........."

 

[Alix]

Katie! Ask him to do In the Air Tonight would you? I love that drum solo. Sigh. Phil is so cool.

 

[Snoop Puss]

I used the coffee maker a few days back. Nobody's posted since. Maybe I used the wrong coffee by mistake. Sorry if it was me.

 

[-DEADLY SUSHI-]

Where did the ladies go after seeing Phil? I hope he didnt sarinade them.

Snoop Puss, thats alright. I made Starbucks.

 

[Katie H]

Imigosh! What time is it? (Slipping into a chair.) I can't believe Alix and I spent hours and hours listening to Phil. You're right, Alix, that drum solo on "In the Air Tonight" was awesome. I think he played everything he's ever recorded. What a night!

Where's that Starbuck's coffee? Alix, what'd you think of the night? Haven't had that much fun in a long time. Talk about a girl's night out. Wow!

I think we got the lion's share of his three day's visit.

 

[-DEADLY SUSHI-]

The Starbucks coffee is warming on the coffee maker, next to the strainers in the kitchen.

Yeah ALIX...... how was your personal concert with Phil?

 

[middie]

email from middie:

Hi gang. Won't be back for awhile. Stowed away in Phil's suitcase !!

P.S. Please don't tell him !!

 

[cara]

haven't been here for a long time... but I came right in time to bring Phil some coffee and a nice strongbow! *goingupfor1200*

 

[-DEADLY SUSHI-]

*BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*
Must be the delivery truck. *walking over to shipping area*
All there is a SUITCASE?
*opening up suitcase*
MIDDIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What the %&*# ()*)*@#!!!!!!!! ARGH! You should have #)*&#* and #$**&*#$!!!!
Dear GOD! Lets goto room 1 and get you streched out and give you a nice warm bath!
DARN YOU PHIL COLLINS!!!!!

 

[middie]

He found me out Sush. I don't know who told him but someone did (.
Bath sounds great. Take me up please. Since I'm even shorter than I am to begin with stairs and elevator buttons are a huge challenge now. Oh hey maybe I should get that bath in a sink ?

 

[Katie H]

(Walking down hallway running into Sushi and Middie.) Middie, you're all...wrinkled. I mean really wrinkled. And short!! What happened to you? The last we heard from you was an email with something about Phil Collins. What'd he do; give you some magic elixir that made you shrink like Alice in Wonderland?

You poor dear. What can we do? You look like you could use some pampering.

 

[middie]

Pamper all you want. His bodygueards decided to send me back home and they weren't very nice to me. Those big meanie poo poo heads.

 

[-DEADLY SUSHI-]

We are open for business!

 

[Shunka]

Phil Collins or Phil Collen? Have y'all seen the abs on the latter? OMG!!!!!

 

[Shunka]

Here's a couple of pic of Phil Collen (of Def Leppard) taken by some friends in the last few months.

 

[Snoop Puss]

Those photos ought to get posted over at Mudbug's hot tub!

 

[Shunka]

Oops!! Forgot about that!!