Guts
Senior Cook
Working People Frequently Ask Retired People What They Do To Make Their Days Interesting - - -
I went to the store the other day.
I was only in there for about 5 minutes.
When I came out there was a city cop writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, "Come on, Buddy, How about giving a senior a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a name.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So I called him a worse name.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield next to the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote.
I didn't care.
My car was parked around the corner and this one had a "Hillary in '08" bumper sticker on it.
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.
It's important at our age.
I went to the store the other day.
I was only in there for about 5 minutes.
When I came out there was a city cop writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, "Come on, Buddy, How about giving a senior a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a name.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So I called him a worse name.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield next to the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote.
I didn't care.
My car was parked around the corner and this one had a "Hillary in '08" bumper sticker on it.
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.
It's important at our age.