Some days this site is just HILARIOUS!
Yesterday, I got a call from the school nurse. It turns out that my six year old daughter had been licking the hand sanitizer off of her hands and got drunk due to the alcohol content. When I asked her why she did this, she said it tastes good and made her head feel fuzzy. I am afraid I have a long road ahead of me with this child. MLIA
OK, just hurt myself laughing at these today. Must share...
Today, I went to get my sonogram, and while in the waiting room, a bubbly little 6 yr. old decided to strike up a conversation. She thought she'd tell me where babies come from. Her exact words were, "... and then this dork brings this baby into your life!". I politely asked if she meant "stork". She just looked at me like I was crazy, and said "Obviously, you've never met my dad". Best. Kid. Ever. MLIA
So glad you enjoyed them PrincessFiona. Its my "go to" giggle site.
Today I was walking past a construction site. In the site, there was a sign that said "beware of large cracks". Next to the sign was a large man bending over, showing his 'large crack'. I'm still giggling. MLIA
More giggles. I was in tears from this one...yes I know I'm 12.