Quotes

[MrsLMB]

Remember these 2 words because they'll open a lot of doors in your life ...

PUSH and PULL

 

[simonbaker]

You have to crack some eggs in life to make an omelet.

 

[Addie]

that sounds like a bit of naughtiness, mae west style. pure fun, that gal.

It was a Marilyn Monroe quote when asked what she had on when she posed nude for an automotive calendar in the 50's.

 

[Addie]

You have to crack some eggs in life to make an omelet.

Does cracking a few heads count?

 

[PrincessFiona60]

"Nothing icky lasts forever." ~ Deborah Norville

 

[jharris]

The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.

Mark Twain

 

[jharris]

 

[Kylie1969]

If you must drink and drive, drink Pepsi

 

[Kylie1969]

Never let a computer know you're in a hurry

 

[jharris]

Never let a traffic cop know you're in a hurry

 

[Kylie1969]

Never get married in the morning, because you never know who you'll meet that night

 

[jharris]

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.

Yogi Berra

 

[simonbaker]

Being happy doesn't mean everything is perfect, it means you decided to see beyond the imperfections.

 

[chopper]

May your troubles be less and your blessings be more,
And nothing but happiness come through your door.
-Irish Blessing

 

[jharris]

"Please God, If I die before her don't let my wife sell my tools for what I told her I paid for them"

 

[simonbaker]

Sometimes you have to color outside the lines once in awhile to make your life a masterpiece.

 

[Kylie1969]

Patience is the ability to count down before you blast off

 

[Kylie1969]

A grandmother is a babysitter who watches the kids instead of the television

 

[simonbaker]

Be ok with where you are, even if you want to change.

 

[Addie]

Love your enemies. It will drive them crazy!