Just what I've always wanted for Christmas - a free cremation"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift; that's why they call it the present." - Eleanor Roosevelt
Nice, isn't it? It came in the mail, along with my chance to win a free cremation.
Just what I've always wanted for Christmas - a free cremation
I won't be looking into it, Addie. The offer comes from an 'upscale' outfit, and no doubt has conditions and fine print. When I go, it'll be without frills, with a cardboard box for the 'dust to dust' dust.
I won't be looking into it, Addie. The offer comes from an 'upscale' outfit, and no doubt has conditions and fine print. When I go, it'll be without frills, with a cardboard box for the 'dust to dust' dust.
I'm with you kid!
I still need to lose some more weight so they don't hit me a fuel surcharge!
There are a number of great quotes in"The Diary of Lazarus Long" from Time Enough for Love by HeinleinA Heinlein quote!!! Loved that man!
There are a number of great quotes in"The Diary of Lazarus Long" from Time Enough for Love by Heinlein
Money is truthful, if a man speaks to you of his honor, make him pay cash-Robert Heinlein
No rich man is ugly. Zsa Zsa Gabor