What is your weather like right now?
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Dawgluver
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vitauta said:what, didn't quite trust yourself, dawg?
You got that right, Vit! Took the beagle instead.
Timothy
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A good Southern Women:
1. Can catch, clean and cook fish.
2. Owns her own boat
3. Knows how to use an axe
4. Loves Beer and Football.
5. Can cook anything on a BBQ.
Did I miss anything guys? Dawgluver, you sound like a Good Southern Women! Do you own your own boat?
1. Can catch, clean and cook fish.
2. Owns her own boat
3. Knows how to use an axe
4. Loves Beer and Football.
5. Can cook anything on a BBQ.
Did I miss anything guys? Dawgluver, you sound like a Good Southern Women! Do you own your own boat?
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Timothy said:
LOL! Actually, a good Northern woman. We can: Bait our own hooks, along with catching, cleaning and cooking. Drive in snow in a car, truck, and on a snowmobile. Use an ice auger. Know how to stylishly accessorize an Air Force parka. Throw a mean right hook. Use an axe AND a chain saw. Can cook anything on/in anything. Prefer wine to beer. Some of us like football, though I've never understood the attraction. No need for a boat.
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Ok, you can be a Southern Women too, but you have to buy a boat.
Dawgluver
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Timothy said:
Nah, no boat. Got a pool. And friends with boats.
Got my ice auger, my axe, and my chainsaw. What more does one need?
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vitauta
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^^^ what exactly is the man bringing to this table, and why doesn't he at least have a boat, pray tell?
Dawgluver
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vitauta said:
He does the shopping. I taught him how to fish. I'd have to teach him how to use a boat.
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vitauta
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sorry, dawg, these ^^^s aren't working for me.
my post was referencing tim's scenario about the qualifications for the southern wife....
Dawgluver
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vitauta said:sorry, dawg, these ^^^s aren't working for me.
Still applies, Vit.
vitauta
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as they say, there's nothing new under the sun....
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Addie
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You forgot 'Can drive a pickup'.
Addie
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For December, we have been having late spring, early fall weather. Was a nice surprise from Mother Nature. Now we are finally gettin our winter weather. Temps will go down to the 20's tonight. BRRR! Maybe snow on Cape Cod. But no snow for Christmas for us. And that is fine with me. Hate winter weather. Will have to park the scooter.
vitauta
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somebody. please. post a list, for tim, of the requirements for a good southern man....
Addie
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somebody. please. post a list, for tim, of the requirements for a good southern man....
1. Must have a pickup truck with a gun in the rack.
2. Must be able to do the two step.
Anyone hyave anything else?
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Addie said:
3. Very honest. When questioned, doesn't lie through his tooth.
4. Saves his good Cowboys baseball cap for church. Unless he's wearing his Stetson.
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CharlieD
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Thank G-d it was like 40 deg, or something around that. very warm for this time of year.
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5. Must be able to hunt for tonight's supper that is not road kill.
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Addie said:
6. Must be able to skin and appropriately field dress roadkill.
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