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Old 11-13-2008, 10:27 PM   #131
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Now.... mind you....I was thinking about how I could take Mable's place by going back to my room in the sleezy motel next door to pick up my green hat and bikini, but I knew I could never pull off the braided beard part.
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Old 11-13-2008, 10:41 PM   #132
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I decided to go to the costume shop in town to see if they had a fake beard I could use.
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Old 11-14-2008, 04:08 AM   #133
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It seems they were all out of fake beards, so I decided to go with the platinum blonde bee hive wig instead.
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Old 11-14-2008, 05:01 AM   #134
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And a itsy-bitsy polka dot string bikini.
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Old 11-14-2008, 09:25 AM   #135
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I hurried into my wig and bikini and nervously jumped on stage to take Mable's place at the pole.
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Old 11-14-2008, 10:09 AM   #136
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With my eyes closed I danced to the music, until heard the shocked and dismayed voices and realized I was dancing on my sons high school stage.
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"OH, goodness" I thought..."how am I going to explaina this to the PTA?"
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Old 11-14-2008, 12:37 PM   #138
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But I soon realized that the high school principle was also clad in a bikini and wig dancing right along side me, and the voices I heard were actually cheers and shouts, along with dollar bills being waved in our faces and tucked in our bikini bottoms.
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"This is so going to pay for all those new typewriters" I thought as I continued to jiggle my way around the stage.
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Old 11-14-2008, 12:43 PM   #140
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We danced are fannies off all night, only to realize that the money they were stuffing in our bikini bottoms was Monopoly money.
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