Discuss Cooking's Virtual Bed and Breakfast

[thier1754]

Thier has passed out from hunger and fatigue. She is being fanned by the tail of a small, grateful tomcat from the party last night...Merci, Fluffy!

 

[jkath]

Okay, Middie, you'd better not have been drinking out of my cocoa again, unless you want the stomach virus I just got over..... I'm so glad to be back in the land of the living!
(lost 6 pounds in 24 hours!)

I've got a few questions though...
1. Buckytom, have you joined a colony of Smurfs

?
2. Bangbang, are you full yet?
3. Alix, would you please take a minute off and relax? You're making the rest of us look lazy!
4. Why are there so many kittens outside?
5. Why does this guy

keep looking at me funny?
6. Why are there goosedroppings all over Sushi's car?
7. Would somebody please tell this emu I'm not his mama?

 

[jkath]

ummmmmm hello? (tapping foot) hello???????


ever get the feeling that people see you coming and dodge out the back door?

 

[Bangbang]

Bangbang releases 1000 roaches in cafe.

 

[wasabi]

Wasabi runs around spraying........

 

[Maidrite]

Deadly Sushi , I have created a stable warp matrix, faze cannons will be up in 35 minutes. I am having a little trouble with the food replicators, because Bangbang let 1000 cockroaches go, and when I process an order there is bug "well you know" on top. I may have to work into the night They will be ready for service and bug proofed by 07:00.

 

[-DEADLY SUSHI-]

1. Buckytom, have you joined a colony of Smurfs

?
2. Bangbang, are you full yet?
3. Alix, would you please take a minute off and relax? You're making the rest of us look lazy!
4. Why are there so many kittens outside?
5. Why does this guy

keep looking at me funny?
6. Why are there goosedroppings all over Sushi's car?
7. Would somebody please tell this emu I'm not his mama?

Yes Bucky HAS joined the Smurfs!

Bang is...... well Im not sure.....
Alix is doing a GREAT job!
Im not sure about the kitten thing.
Our new bouncer Smash Utugoo is searching for Bang.
I parked my car in our new automated washroom and its clean now.
I had a LONG talk with the Emu. lol!

 

[-DEADLY SUSHI-]

Smash has just brought Bang in the Cafe in cuffs!!!

I called the cops and have shown them the surveillance video.

They hauled him off a few minutes ago. Poor Bang.... he turned to a life of crime. *calling window company and exterminators*

*making sushi rice*

 

[thier1754]

*Thier, Fluffy tucked under her arm, bellys up to the bar and munches on some mini-pretzels...* May I have a small lite beer, please and some hot wings?

 

[-DEADLY SUSHI-]

*giving Thier Amstel Light and a plate of medium spicy hotwings with blu cheese dressing and celery on the side*


Anything else sweetie?? And who or what is tucked under your arm?!

 

[Barbara L]

Wow, the place has changed since I have been in. I like the improvements. I thought I heard someone say something about geese, but other than the goose I got from Maidrite , no sign of them. I did see a couple emus running around. Odd. Very odd.

Ok, it is 3:54 a.m. and I am a little depressed (something stupid at work), but I'm also happy (Spring Break started at 3:00 this afternoon, so I don't have to go to work for a week. How about instead of my usual hot chocolate, you give me a couple Mai Tais? That should do the trick.

Barbara

 

[jkath]

but I'm also happy (Spring Break started at 3:00 this afternoon, so I don't have to go to work for a week. How about instead of my usual hot chocolate, you give me a couple Mai Tais? That should do the trick.

Barbara

You lucky girl! My kids have another 2 full weeks of school, but then we're taking them up to Santa Barbara to my parents' house, and the next day we're off to......

.........Vegas Baby!

 

[Alix]

*Shuffle shuffle* YAWN! Wheres the coffee? Please...help! *THUD! Alix is face down on the bar snoring.*

 

[jkath]

Fresh joe, comin' right up, Alix!

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere you go! (sliding it down the bar)

 

[buckytom]

intercepting coffee...
hey guys, lets put some whipped cream in alix's hand and then tickle her nose with an emu feather...hehehe.

 

[jkath]

heh heh heh heh

 

[jkath]

pssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhtttttttttttttttttttttttt -

 

[jkath]

QUICK, BUCKY! pull a feather out of beethoven!

 

[jkath]

(bucky tickles Alix, she smashes whipped cream all over her face.......)
jkath & buckytom high-fiving
woo-hoo!

 

[buckytom]

anyone want tea? i'm brewing a copla pots. earl grey with silvertips, sencha with pineapple essence, and genmaicha.