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Old 04-16-2006, 07:26 PM   #1
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A wealthy married man was having an affair with a young girl. She ended up pregnant. He told her he didn't want to mess up his world...but if she would move to Italy...he would support her and when the baby came...he would support them both. She asked him how she was suppose to let him know the baby had come. He told her to just send him a postcard with the word Spaghetti on it.
8 months later when he got home his wife told him he had a very strange postcard. Picking it up, he turned white and fainted.
The postcard read: Spaghetti...Spaghetti...Spaghetti. 2 with meatballs...one without.

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