C'mon now... nothing offensive here. Just good, clean fun about something that happened at lunch (food related - - do you want a review?)
I guess I'd consider it 'suggestive' at most... 'vulgar'? not particularly.
I sincerely apologize for any sensitivities that have been offended.
by the way - No animals were harmed in the creation of this (truthful) account of my wonderful lunch - - teriaki salmon with rice and tempura. Additionally, no food exited through the nose or anywhere else (although it was close