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Old 08-17-2012, 10:24 AM   #1441
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This is weird. I can't see the picture that I posted yesterday. It came from my phone, same as always, shouldn't I be able to see it? hmmm...
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Old 08-17-2012, 10:33 AM   #1442
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This is weird. I can't see the picture that I posted yesterday. It came from my phone, same as always, shouldn't I be able to see it? hmmm...
It's still there Cindercat.
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Old 08-17-2012, 12:17 PM   #1443
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Just saw this on Facebook:
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Old 08-17-2012, 01:34 PM   #1444
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These caps are the living end!
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Old 08-17-2012, 04:57 PM   #1445
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Emergency Flashers

Yesterday I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I eased my car over to
the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the
trunk.

I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of
my car facing oncoming traffic.

They look so life like you wouldn't believe it!

They are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to the approaching
drivers..

To my surprise, cars start slowing down looking at my lifelike men which
made it safer for me to work at the side of the road.

And of course, traffic starts backing up.

Everybody is tooting their horns and waving like crazy.

It wasn't long before a state trooper pulls up behind me.

He gets out of his car and starts walking towards me.. I could tell he
was not a happy camper!

'What's going on here? '

'My car has a flat tire', I said calmly..

'Well, what are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road? '

I couldn't believe that he didn't know.

So I told him, 'Helloooooo, those are my emergency flashers!'
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Old 08-17-2012, 06:02 PM   #1446
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I dont always reply but I read this thread everyday. Thanks for the laughs! Nothing new to add, my FB is clogged up with back to school pictures instead of new funnies.
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Old 08-17-2012, 06:47 PM   #1447
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Old 08-18-2012, 01:56 AM   #1448
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Emergency flashers. Groan.
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Old 08-18-2012, 05:45 AM   #1449
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That one got me. I roared! Best laugh of the day!
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