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Old 08-23-2012, 03:22 AM   #1501
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These are all great today guys
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Old 08-23-2012, 08:50 AM   #1502
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Old 08-23-2012, 09:34 AM   #1503
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Oh yes Ma'm. Right from the Chef's own garden out back.
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I love it. But, I don't think my cat would ever use the box again.
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Old 08-23-2012, 07:07 PM   #1506
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Old 08-23-2012, 07:17 PM   #1507
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You are great at making me laugh!
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Old 08-23-2012, 08:21 PM   #1508
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A woman was rushed to the hospital unexpectedly,
so she called her husband to bring her a few items from home.
One item on her list was comfortable underwear.

Not sure what she considered comfortable, he asked,
"How will I know which ones to pick?

"Hold them up and imagine them on me,"
she answered. "If you smile, put them back."
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Old 08-23-2012, 08:30 PM   #1509
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Old 08-23-2012, 10:04 PM   #1510
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I was just getting ready to post that one! so here are some more
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