Today's Funny

[Kayelle]

Time for a groaner...

A pregnant woman lapses into a coma. She awakens and frantically calls for her doctor. "You had twins, a boy and a girl. They're fine," he says. "Your brother named them."
Oh, no, the new mother thinks. He's an idiot. Expecting the worst, she asks, "What's the girl's name?"
"Denise," the doctor says.
Not bad, she thinks. I guess I was wrong about him. "And the boy?"




"DeNephew."

 

[Cooking Goddess]

Farmer Jon, ain't that the truth.

Kayelle, you've found a run of good ones lately. That last one holds a bit of truth to it. A neighbor friend up the street from us in our last home is named Laniece. When I asked how she got that name, she told me it was because a little cousin of hers (about age 2 at the time), when asked "who's that baby?", shouted out "la niece" because she had trouble with the word "the". So...a new first name was born.

 

[GotGarlic]

 

[dragnlaw]

that almost looks like a poster in a store window! Good one GG.

 

[dragnlaw]

Yesterday I had my annual Medicare wellness check.


The Dr. said, at my age I should probably put up a bar in the shower.


So I took his advice.

 

[Kayelle]

Here's a smile for those friends in need at DC..

 

[Cheryl J]

Yesterday I had my annual Medicare wellness check.


The Dr. said, at my age I should probably put up a bar in the shower.


So I took his advice.

At first I thought that loofah was a banana.

 

[Cheryl J]

Aww...sweet one, Kay.

Catching up here...good ones, all!

 

[dragnlaw]

Funny lady...

til death do us part

 

[PrincessFiona60]

Thanks, Dragn, for that clip. Love Mrs. Hughes.

 

[Cooking Goddess]

The Big Sneeze

Here I've been, sitting in the upstairs "den", playing online. Himself is just below me, busy whatevering on his tablet. All of a sudden I let out a huge sneeze...just as one of the suction cups that hold some bath tool lets loose from the tub wall and crashes down. Himself yells up "What was that noise?" Once I tell him what fell in the shower he asks "how hard did you sneeze?"

Don't blame me - no matter how hard I sneeze, the wind isn't going to travel 25 feet or so.

 

[PrincessFiona60]

y'all would have cracked up watching me trying to turn off the TV with the phone yesterday....

I think Shrek left because of remote overload...three remotes to watch a movie with the phone thrown in for good measure.

 

[Kayelle]

 

[GotGarlic]

 

[taxlady]

That selfie pup, oh my!

 

[Kaneohegirlinaz]

 

[Cooking Goddess]

y'all would have cracked up watching me trying to turn off the TV with the phone yesterday....

I think Shrek left because of remote overload...three remotes to watch a movie with the phone thrown in for good measure.

Himself has three remotes: TV, audio system, and DVD player. I have one remote and, truth be told, it really needs only one button. The "MUTE" button.

 

[GotGarlic]

 

[Aunt Bea]

y'all would have cracked up watching me trying to turn off the TV with the phone yesterday....

I think Shrek left because of remote overload...three remotes to watch a movie with the phone thrown in for good measure.

I don't think Shrek will ever be very far away!!!

 

[taxlady]

That Alpaca,