Originally Posted by Somebunny
LOL! Or how about "when did you last have something to eat?" Our son was about 9, had been playing in the woods behind the houses with a friend of his from around the corner, and came home complaining of tummy aches. I was so worried he had eaten some sort of evil berry or other wild thing, then said "when was the last time you ate?" "Well, there was breakfast." "AND?" "Chris had a packet of those cheese crackers that he gave me half of". Um, those cheese crackers come six in a package. The poor kid was starving!