Originally Posted by GotGarlic
In Germany, it's Fahrt. And the equivalent of our Surgeon General is the Gesundheit Minister
Years ago, German friends had a big wedding anniversary, and I wanted to decorate t shirts for them with the German equivalent of "Old Fart" and "Old Fart's Wife". (Well, I thought it was funny at the time....). Anyway, pre-internet, I couldn't find anyone to translate fart, finally asked the German couple, apparently it was something like firtzen. The t shirts turned out cute, though probably not grammatically correct.