It would be even funnier if it added "with your tongue" to the end. That would stop the complaining.
Just because something has a duck bill doesn't mean it's a platypus. It might just be a duck.
Roger Miller: You can't roller skate in a buffalo heard, but you can be happy if you've a mind to.
Did it with my first cell phone. Didn't know there was protective film on the thing. After about 3 weeks it began to curl on the edges. I thought the phone was defective and tried to return it. Boy was my face red when the clerk pulled that film off