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Old 12-14-2013, 04:03 PM   #5341
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Old 12-14-2013, 04:56 PM   #5342
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Old 12-14-2013, 06:05 PM   #5343
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Natural Born Citizen!

In a high school civics class, they were discussing the qualifications for becoming President of the United States. The requirements are pretty simple. The candidate must be a natural born citizen and at least 35 years old.

A blonde girl in the class piped up and began complaining about how unfair it was to require the candidate to be a natural born citizen. In her opinion, that made it impossible for many qualified people to run for the office.

She went on and on, wrapping up her argument with, “What makes a natural born citizen more qualified to be President than one born by C-Section?”

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Old 12-16-2013, 11:58 AM   #5344
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The Front Fell Off

I don't know if everyone will find this as hilarious as I did, but hope so. The first link is to the video. I had a bit of trouble with the delightful British accent---- so found a transcript for it (in the second link).



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Old 12-16-2013, 01:02 PM   #5345
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The Front Fell Off

I don't know if everyone will find this as hilarious as I did, but hope so. The first link is to the video. I had a bit of trouble with the delightful British accent---- so found a transcript for it (in the second link).



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That was hilarious! I understood them perfectly, I must be watching a a lot of Australian and British TV!
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Old 12-16-2013, 03:51 PM   #5346
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That was hilarious! I understood them perfectly, I must be watching a a lot of Australian and British TV!
I understood perfectly. The front fell off because it wasn't made of paper. I need a vacation after that one. A vacation in Australia. I won't be traveling by oil tanker though.
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One morning a blonde calls her friend and says, “Please come over and help me. I have this killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can`t figure out how to start it.”

Her friend asks, “What is it a puzzle of?”

The blonde says, “From the picture on the box, it's a tiger.”

The friend figures he's pretty good at puzzles, so he heads over to her place. She let him in and shows him to the table where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a minute, then studies the box.

He then turns to her and says, “First, no matter what I do, I'm not going to be able to show you how to assemble these to look like the picture of that tiger.”

“Second, Id advise you to have a cup of coffee and put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box!
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As to the gift wrap roll: Yup. And it's also a Dur-Dur. You put it to your mouth and through it loudly say, "Dur-dur.". To any dog, cat, or person who might appreciate it.
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