Today's Funny

[Rascal]

 

[GinnyPNW]

Today, I'm making homemade 1000 Island. I'm using my favorite chili sauce...that always makes me chuckle. At first, I thought, someone doesn't know how to spell homemade...then, I laughed and thought, well, I guess she wanted to change jobs?

 

[Rascal]

Today, I'm making homemade 1000 Island. I'm using my favorite chili sauce...that always makes me chuckle. At first, I thought, someone doesn't know how to spell homemade...then, I laughed and thought, well, I guess she wanted to change jobs?

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I just write on my bottles of chilly sauce.

VFHCS.

YOU can work it out. No spelling mistakes.

Russ

 

[dragnlaw]

Am I right to assume that if anybody posts the correct answer I will have to delete it?

 

[Kathleen]

 

[Aunt Bea]

 

[dragnlaw]

I like your bun up on top like that Aunt Bea. Didn't you used to wear it at the nape of your neck?

 

[Rascal]

 

[dr morbius]

A woman walked into a library and asked the librarian if she had any books on paranoia. The librarian leaned forward and whispered, "They're right behind you."

 

[dragnlaw]

 

[dragnlaw]

 

[dragnlaw]

 

[Rascal]

 

[Kaneohegirlinaz]

 

[GinnyPNW]

K-Girl - My DH would like to add..."And scented pinecones should be outlawed!"

(Shhh...if ever I need to "lose him" for a bit in a store, I just go to the pinecones or sachet aisle...he won't follow!)

 

[dragnlaw]

 

[dragnlaw]

 

[Kathleen]

 

[Kaneohegirlinaz]

 

[Aunt Bea]