Shoplifting
An 80-year-old woman was arrested for shoplifting.
When she went before the judge, he asked, "What did you steal?"
She said, "A can of peaches."
The judge asked, "Why did you steal them?"
She said, "I was hungry."
The judge asked, "How many peaches were in the can?"
She answered, "There were 6 peaches in that can."
The judge said, "I sentence you to 6 days in jail."
The woman’s husband stood up and asked the judge if he could make a statement. The judge gave him permission.
He said, "Judge, she also stole a can of peas."