OK - I have to say, I don't care which hand you use to hold your knife or even how big the pieces are you cut and cram into your mouth but for pities sake - please CLOSE YOUR LIPS WHEN YOU CHEW. I don't want to see your half masticated victuals tumbling around in your pie hole. And...
Please chew quietly. No smacking or slurping. And...
Once you put something in your mouth DON'T pull it back out and examine it or scrape or wipe it off your tongue. Furthermore...
Do not blow your nose in my linen napkins. Don't forget...
Always thank the person who prepared or delivered your food either with words or tips and even if you didn't really like it very much. If someone cooked for you for FREE and you don't like it keep your mouth shut (the food will stay inside that way anyway). Finally...
No double dipping - ever.
Thank you.
Please chew quietly. No smacking or slurping. And...
Once you put something in your mouth DON'T pull it back out and examine it or scrape or wipe it off your tongue. Furthermore...
Do not blow your nose in my linen napkins. Don't forget...
Always thank the person who prepared or delivered your food either with words or tips and even if you didn't really like it very much. If someone cooked for you for FREE and you don't like it keep your mouth shut (the food will stay inside that way anyway). Finally...
No double dipping - ever.
Thank you.
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