Skittle68
Sous Chef
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When Shreddy was a kitten I had to get a covered litter box. He would look for his poops and get more and more frantic, finally looking like a cartoon dog digging a hole, with cat litter flying out of the box. You just knew he was thinking, "I'm sure I left them here."
[*]I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my newspaper like I used to before the Internet.
[*]I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing.
[*]I will get dressed before noon.
[*]I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes and plan dinner before even thinking of the Internet.
[*]I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few friends and family that are Internet-deprived.
[*]I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via the Internet.
[*]I will read a book-if I still remember how.
[*]I will listen to those around me and their needs and stop telling them to turn the TV down so I can hear the music on the Internet.
[*]I will not be tempted during TV commericials to check for email.
[*]I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if it is necessary or not.
[*]I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to balance my checkbook because I was too busy on the Internet.
[*]Last, but not least, I will remember that I must go to bed sometime . . . And the Internet will always be there tomorrow!