Lol!
Many years ago, my cockers ate some red enamelled fake styrofoam apples that they'd ignored for many years. Long story short, they pooped bubblegum pink for a week! And their eyes turned a strange brilliant green from the fake leaves!
I am no cook. But I can follow the directions. Which said to let the bird chill in the sink for a few hours.
She's singing our song! Memory-a spoof by Pam Peterson - YouTube
good one PF