thinking of caseydog
cd: I was doing an overnight at a hotel away from home. I took my computer down to the bar to do some data entries. I sat down at the bar and I asked the bartender ‘What’s the w ifi password?’
Bartender: 'You need to buy a drink first.'
cd: 'Okay, I’ll have a beer.'
Bartender: 'We have Molson’s Canadian on tap.'
cd: 'Sure. How much is that?'
Bartender: '$8.00.'
cd: 'Here you are. OK now, what’s the wifi password?'
Bartender: "youneedtobuyadrinkfirst"; No spaces and all lowercase.'
(apologies to cd for liberties taken)