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Raven 10-22-2005 11:18 PM

April Fools! (From this past April)
 
I was just going through all my old email and deleting the junk out when I ran across this April Fools post I made to our local Freecycle list last April, and thought I'd share :mrgreen:

MY APRIL FOOLS DAY OFFERS:

1 20 year old daughter - in college - assume payments.
1 Solar Powered Flashlight - Never needs batteries
2 bags of Powdered Water - Just add... uh...
2 dozen Paper Plates - Washed
1 Exorcised VooDoo statue - reposessed.
1 55 Gallon drum of Prop Wash - Millitary Surplus
4 pairs of Blue Genes
1 Common Explitives for Computer Service Technicans - Vol. 1
1 Hormel Ham Radio- Smoked
1 Family Skeleton - Good condition, been stored in the closet for years.
4 Calling Birds (mostly long distance, I can't afford them anymore)
3 French Hens (Excuse me... FREEDOM hens)
2 Turtle Doves (They fly, but very very slowly)

Wanted: Someone to get Danny Partridge out of my pear orchard.


I've also been told that I have Toys in my attic and Bat's in my belfry but I'll have to inventory them first. Will list seperately.


:mrgreen:

~ Raven ~

middie 10-22-2005 11:20 PM

1 Solar Powered Flashlight - Never needs batteries

lol i like that


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