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Big Shot 01-24-2009 07:37 AM

Preparation H

Originally Posted by Scotch (Post 775811)
Trust me, there are much, much worse things to touch than your mouth. Think BenGay in the wrong place! :tongue:

Just saw this post in a thread about chili peppers and it reminded me of a Bill Engval skit....

The label on a tube of Preparation H says 'Do not take orally'... To this he said, "Dear Preparation H, I ate this hole dang tube and I still got them hemorrhoids. But my mouths so small, I can't even eat a jelly bean no more!!! But I can whistle real good!!!"


Hope it gets you laughing this morning!!!!

texasgirl 01-24-2009 08:53 AM

I love the blue collar guys!! Thanks for the giggles!!

babetoo 01-25-2009 10:20 PM

true story-prep h mistaken for birth control salve

lifesaver 01-25-2009 10:59 PM

You folks are just too funny. :lol::rofl::rofl::lol: Just what would i do without a good laugh from ya'll?.:lol::rofl::rofl::lol:

HMGgal 01-26-2009 10:52 AM

Well, the only thing I've ever done with Preparation H is to tap it under my eyes after a rough night. Yep, it works. Probably not a good substance to get in your eyes, however. Vanity can make one do really stooopid things. I love Bill Engvall!

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