Barbara L
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12 Extremely Bad Puns:
1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. he acquired his size from too much pi.
2. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.
3. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
4. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationary.
6. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
7. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
8. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
9. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
10. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to the hospital. When his grandmother called to ask how he was, a nurse said, "No change yet."
11. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, "You stay here. I'll go on a head."
12. Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects!
1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. he acquired his size from too much pi.
2. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.
3. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
4. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationary.
6. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
7. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
8. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
9. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
10. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to the hospital. When his grandmother called to ask how he was, a nurse said, "No change yet."
11. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, "You stay here. I'll go on a head."
12. Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects!
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