Join the rest of us here. I certainly know I am. If it weren't for spell check, most of us can't even spell dysfunctional.
So true, Addie, so true. With a child such as Cat, dysfunctional is a requirement.
Join the rest of us here. I certainly know I am. If it weren't for spell check, most of us can't even spell dysfunctional.
So true, Addie, so true. With a child such as Cat, dysfunctional is a requirement.
I "think" (and that is the operative word here) I understood the 2+2+2.... When it comes to math, my mind is blank. When they do an autopsy on my brain, they are going to find a big hole where the math stuff is supposed to be stored.
I wouldn't worry about the math section, Addie. I know when they do an autopsy on my brain, there will be a binary code error message in the child-raising section.
That was awful Mamma! And so not true.
There will be FOUR binary code error messages, not one.
Love,
~Cat
Dear Ebay,
Here is a partially housebroken female for sale. Cheap. How do I set up a PayPal account?
I think you and your husband have done a great job in raising Cat. She is smart, and most important, she has a fantastic sense of humor and so do you. She is capable of seeing the funny side to almost every situation. And I am sitting here laughing so hard. I am so glad my neighbors can't hear me. They would really begin to eye my apartment thinking I am going to be carried out very soon. I better start locking my door.
That is not fair, Mamma. I wanted the gypsies.
Love,
~Cat
Who said life was fair?
Be nice or I shall make you ride the bus from the airport to here! Ha!
Love,
~Cat
That is not fair, Mamma. I wanted the gypsies.
Love,
~Cat
Who said life was fair?
Don't forget your tambourine!
Words to my kids all the time. One day my son stopped me in my tracks when he asked me, "Where can I buy some fair?" My answer, "Same place where you found the ten cents worth of energy when I sent you to the store to buy it."
That is not fair, Mamma. I wanted the gypsies.
Love,
~Cat
I am sure this is helpful to someone, but not us.
What the hell did she say?
I give up!
Mamma has a computer problem with her new laptop. She is using Papa's desktop computer which does not have Skype and this is faster than the email.
Mamma, go to Google and type in the make and the model of your laptop and then type mouse drivers. Put it to search and look for the mouse driver updates for your laptop.
Love,
~Cat
Why would you let a mouse drive??? It can't even see out of the car.
Don't worry, Cat. I'll be your gypsy. Because of some of my heritage, my husband calls me his dark-haired gypsy girl. When we got married, on Halloween, I made a gypsy costume for my wedding dress. All royal purple, royal blue, silver and iridescent beadwork.
So...let's dance!