bigwheel said:
I just love PC liberals. Would it make you happy if I promise to vote for Hillary?
bigwheel
Shipwrecked
>> A man was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck.
>>
>> Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him.
>> After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a Deserted
>> island.
>>
>> After being there for awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two
>> animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sun set.
>>
>> One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus
>> clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle- a perfect night for romance.
>>
>> As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the
>> lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.
>>
>> But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until
>> the man took his arm from around the sheep.
>>
>> After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together,
>> but there was no more cuddling.
>>
>> A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck.
>> The only survivor was Hillary Clinton.
>>
>> That evening, the man introduced Hillary to the evening beach ritual. It
>> was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle
>> breeze - perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the man stared to
>> get "those feelings" again.
>>
>> He fought the urge as long as he could, but he finally gave in and leaned
>> over to Hillary cautiously, and whispered in her ear......
>>
>> "Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"
Hope thats not to politically incorrect for Y'all...