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Old 07-18-2008, 10:25 AM   #11
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I know a joke about this, but, er...nevermind.
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Old 07-18-2008, 10:51 AM   #12
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VB, do you use miracle grow or anything?
I did....probably the reason the plant leaves can be used for umbrellas on the island of liliput. The tomato plants are almost as high as the garage...

Haven't seen a bee in a long time. What I really need is one very busy bee..
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Old 07-18-2008, 10:52 AM   #13
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I know a joke about this, but, er...nevermind.
Please share itI really could use a laugh right about now.
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Old 07-18-2008, 11:20 AM   #14
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Bring your TV outside and let the zucchini plant watch that flower part in Pink Floyds The Wall movie. LOL
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Old 07-18-2008, 01:16 PM   #15
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hahahahahahaha...
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Old 07-18-2008, 07:10 PM   #16
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Last year, when my kiwi's were in bloom, it rained for the full 2 to 3 weeks that they were in bloom. I was afraid the bees wouldnt pollinate them, so i went outside with q-tip and touched the male and female plants. Later that year i picked 856 kiwi's. I told my wide that if i had to do it again this year, I would do the same thing, but dress up in a Bee costume while doing it. Unfortunately, it was sunny this year, so I didnt get the chance to embarrass my family doing this. Maybe next year.
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Old 07-18-2008, 07:13 PM   #17
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...Unfortunately, it was sunny this year, so I didnt get the chance to embarrass my family doing this. Maybe next year.


You can only embarrass your family when it's raining out??
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Old 07-18-2008, 08:01 PM   #18
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Ha,Ha, Ha, only on DC will you get advice on helping a vegetable or fruit have a sex life so it can procreate.
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Old 07-18-2008, 08:34 PM   #19
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Ha,Ha, Ha, only on DC will you get advice on helping a vegetable or fruit have a sex life so it can procreate.
ain't it the truth....

Hey, how many times can I use the guy to deal with the women? Is it one guy, one woman? Or can it be like real life?? One guy, more women than he can name?
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ain't it the truth....

Hey, how many times can I use the guy to deal with the women? Is it one guy, one woman? Or can it be like real life?? One guy, more women than he can name?
I'm thinking one guy and one or many women it seems to work in nature. Never thought of a vegetable as a donor I bet they never even had a cup of coffee together, just wait until the baby zucchinis start asking who their daddy is. What does mom tell them? Just two ships passing in the sea?
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