Originally Posted by pacanis
Ala Michael Douglas in The Star Chamber. Eliminate
We all know how you New Englanders drive
Since we moved here I've wanted to mount a huge hatchet on the front bumper of my car. Every time someone coming out of a street or parking lot to my right intrudes into my lane, hoping they can then gain the pity of the traffic going opposite direction, and blocks my lane for ages (because the opposing traffic just won't let them in) I want to hatchet their car so they can't drive anymore. Drivers in the towns either side of ours do this all the time because of the narrow roads and street parking. "Me First! Me First!" ARGH!
If I have to turn left into heavy traffic I either go around a block or two so I can turn at the light or I turn right, then left into a street, and do a 180 so I can then turn in the direction I need to go.
Oh, and I need a huge light-up sign on my rear bumper. It would say "I refuse to get a ticket just because you want to go faster". Don't even start on tailgaters...