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Old 12-11-2013, 11:49 PM   #15441
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Oh, Shrek wouldn't like, he would have to clean up after. Okay, no singing or dancing...but a few jokes couldn't hurt.
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Old 12-12-2013, 12:06 AM   #15442
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Don't make me spill my guts!!!

I should have a surgery date on Friday...I really hate the waiting.
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Old 12-12-2013, 12:13 AM   #15443
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Don't make me spill my guts!!!

I should have a surgery date on Friday...I really hate the waiting.
Yes! So you get a date on Friday!
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Old 12-12-2013, 12:13 AM   #15444
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JoAnn has Zombies?!? Cool!!!
Boy, I hope not. When I was little, my brother took me to all the scary movies ( he couldn't go unless he took me along) and I sure hated the Zombie movies the most.
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Old 12-12-2013, 12:31 AM   #15445
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Boy, I hope not. When I was little, my brother took me to all the scary movies ( he couldn't go unless he took me along) and I sure hated the Zombie movies the most.
You can run faster than them. Just carry a hatchet for protection.
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Old 12-12-2013, 01:27 AM   #15446
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I think this will be very much fun! We can mess with PrincessFiona and she won't be able to get out of bed for to hunt us down!

I'll taunt her with bad jokes. For a start, what do you get when you cross an elephant with peanut butter?

You either get peanut butter which never forgets or an elephant which sticks to the roof of your mouth.

This will be fun!

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Old 12-12-2013, 01:31 AM   #15447
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I think this will be very much fun! We can mess with PrincessFiona and she won't be able to get out of bed for to hunt us down! I'll taunt her with bad jokes. For a start, what do you get when you cross an elephant with peanut butter? You either get peanut butter which never forgets or an elephant which sticks to the roof of your mouth. This will be fun! With love, ~Cat
Ooh ooh, I have some goodies along the same line,

Why did the tomato blush???


It saw the salad dressing

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Old 12-12-2013, 01:38 AM   #15448
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Ooh ooh, I have some goodies along the same line,

Why did the tomato blush???


It saw the salad dressing

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Ha! I like that!

Here's a good one:

A doctor took his car to a mechanic, for it was having problems. The mechanic looked at him, and said, "You know, we mechanics do the same thing you do, in fixing stuff."

The doctor replied, "Yes, you're right. But we do it with the engine running."

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Old 12-12-2013, 02:25 AM   #15449
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Just sitting here wondering what the loud bang noise was either on the side of our house or on the roof. Maybe it is just the cold temperatures. It is 2 above zero. Brrrr.
Did you check for reindeer hoof prints? Santa may have come early to your house!
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I'm thinking Kim Mitchell may have discovered the next Toronto "Kid Band".

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