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Old 05-17-2015, 10:58 PM   #6751
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Oh dear, the sights I've seen. Speedos and thongs on folks who should never wear speedos and thongs.

Me, I'd probably wear a Snuggy if it wouldn't weigh me down when I'm snorkeling. Or maybe a hoodie. I need the high test spandex.
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Old 05-18-2015, 12:06 AM   #6752
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You know that Amsterdam is the capital of the Netherlands, eh? It's not in Denmark.
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Old 05-18-2015, 12:15 AM   #6753
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Well, it's kinda sorta in the same general area. Or not. OK, not.
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Old 05-18-2015, 12:57 AM   #6754
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"Define normal." I have the tote bag from the Addams Family.
I have an Optimus Prime Lunch Bag, Full Metal Alchemist messenger bag...Happy Kitty Hoodie (BBT), Firefly Lunch Box, Hello Kitty Lunch Box... Enough toys for the over 50 crowd.
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Old 05-18-2015, 01:10 AM   #6755
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I have an Optimus Prime Lunch Bag, Full Metal Alchemist messenger bag...Happy Kitty Hoodie (BBT), Firefly Lunch Box, Hello Kitty Lunch Box... Enough toys for the over 50 crowd.

Lol. PF, you definitely out-geek me! Now as far as creepiness, I think I've got this!
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Old 05-18-2015, 02:22 AM   #6756
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You know that Amsterdam is the capital of the Netherlands, eh? It's not in Denmark.


In my defense, I sometimes have problems with the geography in my own country.
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Old 05-18-2015, 03:15 AM   #6757
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In my defense, I sometimes have problems with the geography in my own country.
Don't feel bad, it's a common mistake: Dutch/Danish and Swedish/Swiss.
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Old 05-18-2015, 03:15 PM   #6758
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