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Old 07-08-2015, 04:51 AM   #6781
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Old 07-08-2015, 10:20 AM   #6782
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Old 07-11-2015, 09:54 PM   #6783
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Woman Stops Grizzly Attack With 25 Cal. Pistol

Woman Stops Grizzly Attack With 25 Cal Pistol

This is a story of self-control and marksmanship with an itsy bitsy shooter by a woman against a fierce predator.

While out hiking in Alberta Canada with my boyfriend we were surprised by a huge grizzly bear charging at us from out of nowhere. She must have been protecting her cubs because she was extremely aggressive.

"If I had not had my little Beretta Jetfire with me I would not be here today"!

"Just one shot to my boyfriend's knee cap was all it took.

The bear got him and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace".
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Old 07-13-2015, 06:13 PM   #6785
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Old 07-16-2015, 03:08 PM   #6787
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Took a minute, then I got it. Now all I "hear" is the march music. Thanks a lot for the earworm.
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Old 07-17-2015, 12:17 PM   #6788
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Old 07-17-2015, 01:27 PM   #6789
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Took a minute, then I got it. Now all I "hear" is the march music. Thanks a lot for the earworm.
Pirate had to explain it to me in detail. I didn't have the slightest clue. But then the world of Sci-Fi is beyond my knowledge. I have only see the original Star Wars with Carrie Fisher and the rest of the crew.

All I could see in it was the big button. I thought it may represent a belly button. But then what do I know.
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I am sooooo tempted to get one of those oval "26.2" stickers that marathoners put in the car windows. I will do a bit of "editing" though, so that mine will read ".262". I think I could manage a quarter mile. Maybe. On a good day. ~~ I mentioned that to another shopper walking next to me on our way to our cars. We had just passed a car with the 26.2 sticker, I told him my idea. He said a friend of his got one that said 0.0! Now all we have to do is find those stickers, GG! I bet they have them on etsy...
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