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Old 08-21-2015, 10:10 PM   #6821
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Old 08-21-2015, 10:30 PM   #6822
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Oh yeah. I think this evening is like that. I forgot to eat supper until I saw the supper thread. I decided to have smoked salmon on a bagel. So, I cut the bagel in half and toasted it. Got out the fixin's and I thought I was ready to eat. I brought the plate to the coffee table and looked at the bagels. They didn't look quite right. There was cream cheese, sliced red onion, and capers. D'uh! I forgot the salmon.
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Old 08-21-2015, 10:49 PM   #6823
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There are some days that NO amount of coffee will help, taxy. Not even if it was an IV.
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Old 08-21-2015, 11:22 PM   #6824
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Pirate is still laughing. I have gotten up and sleepwalked myself to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee. I told him I was trying to get a head start on my day. "At two in the morning Ma?"
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Old 08-22-2015, 01:06 AM   #6825
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Old 08-22-2015, 05:37 PM   #6826
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This is silly but I vaguely recall it from a movie. A man (who I'll call Man 1) is at a bus stop and there is a dog sitting by him. Another comes to sit down and says to Man 1, "Does your dog bite?" The man says,"No, he doesn't." So, the Man 2 reaches to pet the dog and gets bit! The Man 2 says, "I thought you said your dog doesn't bite." Man 1 says, "HE doesn't, this isn't my dog!"
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Old 08-22-2015, 09:13 PM   #6827
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Okay, if you insist. But be forewarned. This is a groaner!

It is a beautiful Spring Saturday morning. The wife decided to do spring cleaning and hubby go outside to work on the car. He takes the whole engine apart and meticulously cleans each part. He begins to place the parts back and gets down to the very last screw. All of a sudden the screwdriver slips and cuts the palm of his hand wide open. There is blood everywhere. All over his nice clean engine.

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Old 08-22-2015, 10:12 PM   #6828
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This is silly but I vaguely recall it from a movie. A man (who I'll call Man 1) is at a bus stop and there is a dog sitting by him. Another comes to sit down and says to Man 1, "Does your dog bite?" The man says,"No, he doesn't." So, the Man 2 reaches to pet the dog and gets bit! The Man 2 says, "I thought you said your dog doesn't bite." Man 1 says, "HE doesn't, this isn't my dog!"

Inspector Clouseau, "The Pink Panther Strikes Again". A classic!

Addie, yours is a groaner...
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Old 08-23-2015, 12:11 AM   #6829
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Inspector Clouseau, "The Pink Panther Strikes Again". A classic!

Addie, yours is a groaner...
Can't say I didn't warn you.
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Old 08-23-2015, 11:34 PM   #6830
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Thanks I couldn't recall what movie but I did know it was a long time ago. Peter Sellers was hysterical!
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