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Old 05-16-2018, 04:58 PM   #8291
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Hail the colorectal surgeon.

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Old 05-16-2018, 06:53 PM   #8292
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Still cracks me up, have to listen to it at least once a year.
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Old 05-16-2018, 11:12 PM   #8293
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I've never seen/heard that video! It is a good one! Now I have to share it with Himself...
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Old 05-19-2018, 07:58 PM   #8294
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Well, Pirate finally got me today.

He is 55 years old and he has always managed to keep his blonde hair. I noticed a strand of grey and I pointed it out to him. I was planning on teasing him for quite a while, until his whole head was grey. His reply, which I will remember to the end of my days.

"That is not grey hair, that is the strands of wisdom and intelligence."

I have a full head of wisdom and intelligence. He is just starting. I will turn the tables on him.
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Old 05-19-2018, 08:04 PM   #8295
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It's in Swedish. There are subtitles. She started cooking this way when she lived in student housing at university. She didn't have kitchen, just a coffee pot. She has a YouTube channel.

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