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Phaedra
Sous Chef
Phaedra
Sous Chef
One day at the garage, the new hire heard that the old master mechanic knew every acronym for every make and model so he decided to put him to the test.
“Do you really know what every car brand name stands for?”
- “Yup.”
“Ford?”
- “That’s easy. It’s ‘Fix Or Repair Daily.’”
“Kia?”
- “Kills In Accidents.”
“Fiat?”
- “Fix it Again, Tony.”
“Okay, smart guy, I’ve heard all those before. How about Ferrari?”
The old man paused and said with a grin,
- “Sugar, Honey, Iced Tea.”
“How do you know it means that?” the youngster asked.
And the old man answered,
- “It’s what every Ferrari owner says when handed the repair bill.”
“Do you really know what every car brand name stands for?”
- “Yup.”
“Ford?”
- “That’s easy. It’s ‘Fix Or Repair Daily.’”
“Kia?”
- “Kills In Accidents.”
“Fiat?”
- “Fix it Again, Tony.”
“Okay, smart guy, I’ve heard all those before. How about Ferrari?”
The old man paused and said with a grin,
- “Sugar, Honey, Iced Tea.”
“How do you know it means that?” the youngster asked.
And the old man answered,
- “It’s what every Ferrari owner says when handed the repair bill.”
Phaedra
Sous Chef
GinnyPNW
Master Chef
Oh, no!! GMO, clearly gone too far!
Aw no! You have to look at the savings! Two for One! wins every time, 
Phaedra
Sous Chef
Phaedra
Sous Chef
Phaedra
Sous Chef
Me too!
Phaedra
Sous Chef
An Elderly Cowboy Slim Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big-city church.
He said, “When I got there, they had me park my old truck in the corral.”
Cowboy Slick said, “You mean the parking lot?” Slick was a bit more worldly than Slim.
Slim said, “Then, I walked up the trail to the door.
Slick said, “You mean, the sidewalk to the door.
Slim said, “Well, I guess. Once I was inside the door, I was met by this city-slicker dude.”
Slick growing frustrated said, Slim, that would be the usher.”
Slim nodded and said, “Okay, well, the usher led me down the chute.”
Slick snarled and said, “You mean the aisle!”
Slim continued and said, ” Then, he led me to a stall and told me to sit there.”
Slick only responded with a one-word correction, “Pew!”
Slim said,
“Yeah, that’s what that pretty lady said when I sat down beside her.”
He said, “When I got there, they had me park my old truck in the corral.”
Cowboy Slick said, “You mean the parking lot?” Slick was a bit more worldly than Slim.
Slim said, “Then, I walked up the trail to the door.
Slick said, “You mean, the sidewalk to the door.
Slim said, “Well, I guess. Once I was inside the door, I was met by this city-slicker dude.”
Slick growing frustrated said, Slim, that would be the usher.”
Slim nodded and said, “Okay, well, the usher led me down the chute.”
Slick snarled and said, “You mean the aisle!”
Slim continued and said, ” Then, he led me to a stall and told me to sit there.”
Slick only responded with a one-word correction, “Pew!”
Slim said,
“Yeah, that’s what that pretty lady said when I sat down beside her.”
If the world were a logical place,
men would be the ones who ride
horses sidesaddle.
men would be the ones who ride
horses sidesaddle.
And it would be girls' bikes with a bar, not the boys' bikes.
It hurts girls too when your foot slips off the pedal... maybe not the quite the same but to this day I still remember it - as I'm sure all the guys do too.
I never understood that.
Something about long skirts. Same thing for side saddle.
GinnyPNW
Master Chef
Currently, I have a Townie...with "flat foot technology"...LOL. In other words, it is easy to put your foot down, flat on the ground. It is designed with the pedals a bit forward of the seat.
We just got new electric bikes too. Can't wait to take them to the beach!
We just got new electric bikes too. Can't wait to take them to the beach!
I've been looking at those electric bikes. But,
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Women's bikes did not have the 'bar' because - back in the day - it was unheard of for women to wear pants. Same reason for the side-saddle.
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Women's bikes did not have the 'bar' because - back in the day - it was unheard of for women to wear pants. Same reason for the side-saddle.
