Today's Funny
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Sally Forth
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I even have two scars. the one on my shoulder and the one on my cheek where I scratched a mosquito bite after scratching the scab on my arm. Double whammy!
Sally Forth
Cook
OMG!
Sally Forth
Cook
I have just the one scar on my shoulder. As far as I remember, I have always had it. I got mine in the hospital before I went home after being born.
Phaedra
Sous Chef
My scar is on the outside of my left leg, just above my ankle. Apparently Mother didn't want us to have it on our arms.
Phaedra
Sous Chef
Too funny! except I'll bet you'll find someone who falls for it.
(I think normally it is the back legs, the front legs are called wings - usually sold separately.)
(I think normally it is the back legs, the front legs are called wings - usually sold separately.)
I remember seeing it on the upper thighs of some people.
Phaedra
Sous Chef
[I know the front ones are called wings - I've got 5kg being delivered this evening]
(Bet you דולרים to doughnuts they're for Wubbles! )
Phaedra
Sous Chef
[Yes but she knows them as chikky flippers]
Sally Forth
Cook
Cursed Food
Marlingardener
Sous Chef
Dragnlaw, what were you doing looking at the upper thighs of some people?
I have no scar, since the smallpox vaccination didn't take. All the other kids had these little plastic bubbles on their arms to protect the scab, and I SO wanted one, but nope, no scab. I guess even the plague didn't want me . . .
Phaedra
Sous Chef
Well, just because someone can't drive doesn't mean that they don't want to know about the gear shift.
Phaedra
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It’s a small town and not much happens most days, so the town newspaper prints pretty much every little story.
But the editor just can’t believe it one day when the new farmer down the road says that his truck ran into a ditch and killed 2,003 pigs.
He sends his reporter out to the farm to check it out.
The reporter pulls up and finds the farmer working on the fence, so he strolls over and says,
“I understand you had a little accident the other day and lost some livestock, is that right?”
The farmer, who seems reluctant to talk, just nods.
“We heard it was 2,003 pigs. Is that right?”
The farmer frowns a bit and nods again.
“That seems incredible. Are you really sure it was 2,003 pigs?”
The farmer starts to look really upset but again just nods his head.
“Well, my editor wanted me to check it out because 2,003 pigs just seem like a lot and…”
At this point, the farmer, now red-faced and steaming, shouts,
“Yeth, yeth! Two thows and three pigth! Now leave me alone!”
But the editor just can’t believe it one day when the new farmer down the road says that his truck ran into a ditch and killed 2,003 pigs.
He sends his reporter out to the farm to check it out.
The reporter pulls up and finds the farmer working on the fence, so he strolls over and says,
“I understand you had a little accident the other day and lost some livestock, is that right?”
The farmer, who seems reluctant to talk, just nods.
“We heard it was 2,003 pigs. Is that right?”
The farmer frowns a bit and nods again.
“That seems incredible. Are you really sure it was 2,003 pigs?”
The farmer starts to look really upset but again just nods his head.
“Well, my editor wanted me to check it out because 2,003 pigs just seem like a lot and…”
At this point, the farmer, now red-faced and steaming, shouts,
“Yeth, yeth! Two thows and three pigth! Now leave me alone!”
