Today's Funny
- Thread starter PrincessFiona60
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The friendliest place on the web for anyone that enjoys cooking.
If you have answers, please help by responding to the unanswered posts.
If you have answers, please help by responding to the unanswered posts.
That might just do the trick with some kids who are picky eaters.
Phaedra
Sous Chef
Phaedra
Sous Chef
Phaedra
Sous Chef
I made a muffin in a mug...
...three minutes later my microwave birthed this...
Phaedra
Sous Chef
Phaedra
Sous Chef
Today I learned that three minutes is too long to microwave milk.
Phaedra
Sous Chef
I put my scale in the bathroom corner and that's where the little liar will stay until it apologizes.
So you've been eating hot dogs and McChickens all your life, but you won't take the vaccine because you don't know what's in it. Are you kidding me?
So you've been eating hot dogs and McChickens all your life, but you won't take the vaccine because you don't know what's in it. Are you kidding me?
Phaedra
Sous Chef
dragn - My bathroom scales are underneath the vanity unit in my ensuite, and only come out when Ram, the wubble's gorgeous Vet, comes round every three months for her Parkworm shot and whatever else is needed at the time.
He has to weigh her to know how much vaccine to draw from the vial, so he weighs himself carrying her, puts her down [much to her dismay, because she lurves him] to weigh himself, then does the maths to work out her weight.
He has to weigh her to know how much vaccine to draw from the vial, so he weighs himself carrying her, puts her down [much to her dismay, because she lurves him] to weigh himself, then does the maths to work out her weight.
GinnyPNW
Master Chef
Some of us may relate - I saw a sign at a beach house:
" Friends always welcome! Family by appointment."
" Friends always welcome! Family by appointment."
Phaedra
Sous Chef
pepperhead212
Executive Chef
Ain't it the truth! I really don't need to get a biography of whoever is giving the recipe! That's why I very quickly scan to the bottom of most of those things, then up to find the beginning of the ingredients, thus the recipe.
Thankfully many of them are now including a button of "Jump to Recipe". Yaayy!!
Another part I do NOT appreciate is the same picture over and over again, slightly closer, slightly farther away, slightly a different angle... but the same picture.
If you are doing a tutorial with pictures, duh... pictures of the steps, please!
Edit: and this one I've mentioned before multiple times - DO NOT PUT THE PRINT IN PALE BLUE or worse PALE GRAY!
Another part I do NOT appreciate is the same picture over and over again, slightly closer, slightly farther away, slightly a different angle... but the same picture.
If you are doing a tutorial with pictures, duh... pictures of the steps, please!
Edit: and this one I've mentioned before multiple times - DO NOT PUT THE PRINT IN PALE BLUE or worse PALE GRAY!
Saw this earlier today and darned near laughed myself sick. Enjoy:
Love Bill Engvall.
Love Bill Engvall.
Phaedra
Sous Chef
Phaedra
Sous Chef
