purple.alien.giraffe
Executive Chef
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So yesterday at work a lady brought over a loaf of bread and asked "is this the day the bread was baked or the day it expires?" After a short pause, she said "this says July 26th and today is July 24th" It was actually the 25th.
I'm not sure if this lady thinks that we can travel to the future to make bread or what, but she didn't think that there was anything wrong with her question.
I had to just smile, and tell her it was the expiration date, because if I had said anymore, it would have been pure sarcasm. I'm not completely sure that I escaped sarcasm with those few words...
Thanks I needed a good laugh just about now.
So yesterday at work a lady brought over a loaf of bread and asked "is this the day the bread was baked or the day it expires?" After a short pause, she said "this says July 26th and today is July 24th" It was actually the 25th.
I'm not sure if this lady thinks that we can travel to the future to make bread or what, but she didn't think that there was anything wrong with her question.
I had to just smile, and tell her it was the expiration date, because if I had said anymore, it would have been pure sarcasm. I'm not completely sure that I escaped sarcasm with those few words...
Mwahaha.You know what's even funnier than that story bakechef? The fact that it isn't a joke someone came up with, it's real life! That scares me. After all, people like her can still vote and procreate. Thanks for sharing!
So yesterday at work a lady brought over a loaf of bread and asked "is this the day the bread was baked or the day it expires?" After a short pause, she said "this says July 26th and today is July 24th" It was actually the 25th.
I'm not sure if this lady thinks that we can travel to the future to make bread or what, but she didn't think that there was anything wrong with her question.
I had to just smile, and tell her it was the expiration date, because if I had said anymore, it would have been pure sarcasm. I'm not completely sure that I escaped sarcasm with those few words...
You know what's even funnier than that story bakechef? The fact that it isn't a joke someone came up with, it's real life! That scares me. After all, people like her can still vote and procreate. Thanks for sharing!
You showed remarkable restraint.
You know what's even funnier than that story bakechef? The fact that it isn't a joke someone came up with, it's real life! That scares me. After all, people like her can still vote and procreate. Thanks for sharing!
So yesterday at work a lady brought over a loaf of bread and asked "is this the day the bread was baked or the day it expires?" After a short pause, she said "this says July 26th and today is July 24th" It was actually the 25th.
I'm not sure if this lady thinks that we can travel to the future to make bread or what, but she didn't think that there was anything wrong with her question.
I had to just smile, and tell her it was the expiration date, because if I had said anymore, it would have been pure sarcasm. I'm not completely sure that I escaped sarcasm with those few words...
I so want to do this!!!
Me too!