Winter in Canada poem

[taxlady]

It's winter in Canada
And the gentle breezes blow
Seventy miles an hour
At thirty-five below.

Oh, how I love Canada
When the snow's up to your butt
You take a breath of winter
And your nose gets frozen shut.


Yes, the weather here is wonderful
So I guess I'll hang around
I could never leave Canada
Cuz I'm frozen to the ground!

 

[Zhizara]

It's winter in Canada
And the gentle breezes blow
Seventy miles an hour
At thirty-five below.

Oh, how I love Canada
When the snow's up to your butt
You take a breath of winter
And your nose gets frozen shut.


Yes, the weather here is wonderful
So I guess I'll hang around
I could never leave Canada
Cuz I'm frozen to the ground!

You do have my sympathy

 

[sparrowgrass]

You could change 'Canada' into 'Minnesota' and not lose any of the savor of the poem. I am so glad I don't live in Minnesota any more.

 

[Barbara L]

I love it! When your feet get unstuck, come visit us in the warmer climes!

Barbara

 

[Rocklobster]

I hear ya!

 

[taxlady]

I hear ya!

A friend, who lives in Ottawa, emailed it to me.

 

[babetoo]

funny lady

 

[PrincessFiona60]

I've seen that for Wyoming and Montana...cracks me up, everytime!